Big Shot Bob – Ep 267 – Malibu’s Most Wanted

Robert Horry and Rob Jenners are back in the man cave for episode 276, and Big Shot Bob kicks things off recapping his surprising showing at two celebrity golf tournaments before getting into the news of the week. The Kawhi Leonard trade to the Raptors is officially done, and somehow the Clippers ended up under federal investigation on top of it — Bob and Rob break down Steve Ballmer's carefully worded statement and why Danilo Galinari isn't letting Kawhi off the hook for how his career got rerouted. From there it's a full NBA news rundown: a big free agent's “winning culture” comments about signing with Minnesota get roasted, Jalen Duren is still holding out on a new deal in Detroit, and the guys break down what the Pistons actually have at center behind him. The NBA's Board of Governors met this week too, and expansion to Vegas and Seattle is officially on the table — Bob and B-Dawg go back and forth on whether the league needs two more teams or should just relocate one instead. There's also a Team USA women's basketball update after their FIBA World Cup gold, a Caitlin Clark clip that has Bob fired up, a Nikola Jokic rant about being tired of his own fame, and the crew's usual struggle trying to remember old CBA rules off the top of their heads. On the football side, the guys get into Myles Garrett's early-season injury and what it means for a Rams team that came one game short of the Super Bowl last year, plus a full slate of Week 3 college football picks headlined by LSU-Ole Miss. Then it's Big Shot of the Week, honoring the man who ran up a mountain to save a stranger's life, and a stacked round of Black Crime or White Crime to close out the show. 00:00 Cold Open & Episode Intro 00:49 Storage Room Purge & Rob's Golf Debut 04:46 Kawhi Leonard Trade to Raptors Finalized 05:29 Clippers Under Federal Investigation 06:27 Ballmer's Statement & the Fallout 09:49 Danilo Galinari Blasts Kawhi Leonard 13:23 Free Agent's “Winning Culture” Comments Spark Debate 17:45 Jalen Duren's Contract Standoff With the Pistons 22:35 Pistons Roster Breakdown at Center 24:09 NBA Board of Governors: Expansion Talk (Vegas & Seattle) 30:40 Old-School NBA Trivia: Michael Finley's Double Paycheck 32:07 Women's Hoops Roundup: FIBA Gold, Caitlin Clark, WNBA Playoffs 34:27 Kobe's “Amnesty Clause” Rabbit Hole 37:41 Nikola Jokic Says He's Done With Fans 42:17 NFL Monday: Myles Garrett's Injury and the Rams 45:01 49ers Roll the Rams: Shanahan vs. McVay 46:25 College Football Picks: Week 3 Slate 58:18 Big Shot of the Week: The Mountain Rescue Hero 59:26 Black Crime or White Crime Returns

It's Friday, which means it's time for Shoot Around. Before getting into the usual nonsense, Robert Horry, Rob, and Harp pause to mark the 25th anniversary of 9/11, sharing where they were that morning and how it shaped their generation the way JFK's assassination shaped their parents'. Then it's back to business as usual: the power outage that hit the SMU-FSU game right before kickoff leads to a rundown of the worst stadiums the guys have ever played in or visited, from a swaying old Orange Bowl to a Georgia Tech campus with no Wi-Fi. Plus, the guys react to the wild story of a man who used a fake NFL persona to scam 26 women out of over a million dollars, Robert tells a story about a former teammate who ran the same play at the club for years, and the crew debates whether ESPN putting a random fan on camera at a college football game is doing more harm than good. It's the usual mix of laughs, hot takes, and Robert almost getting caught by his wife — Friday wouldn't be Friday without it. 00:00 Intro: It's Friday, It's Shoot Around 00:47 Remembering 9/11, 25 Years Later 06:57 FSU's Power Outage & the Worst Stadiums They've Played 13:45 The Fake NFL Player Catfishing Scandal 15:38 The Teammate Who Faked Being an NBA Player 18:09 The Viral “Hot Girl” Camera Moment Debate 21:40 DMs, Marriage, and Getting Caught in the Bit

Robert Horry, Rob, and Harp are back after a Labor Day break that somehow lined up with the biggest week in the NBA all year. The NBA came down on the Clippers hard for the Kawhi Leonard cap circumvention mess — five first-round picks, a $30 million fine for Steve Ballmer, suspensions across the front office, and a slap on the wrist for Kawhi himself. The guys break down whether this is the worst free agent signing in league history, rip apart Kawhi's tone-deaf statement from his camp, and debate what real punishment should have looked like. From there, Charles Barkley may have let a huge secret slip on Bill Simmons' show: if Ernie Johnson steps away from Inside the NBA, so does Chuck. The crew talks about why nobody in the business could ever replace Ernie, and shares a story about the kind of man he is off camera. Plus: Jonathan Kuminga finally lands with the Timberwolves, Amen Thompson gets paid by the Rockets, Ben Simmons signs with the Kings, and the guys get into college football's chaotic Week 1 — the LSU vs. SEC drama, Michigan's controversial finish, and Dabo Swinney's rough night in Death Valley — before locking in their Week 2 picks. Big Shot of the Week goes to a race car driver who stopped mid-race to pull a rival from a burning car. Then the guys close it out with Busted, a game built around the ugliest penalties and scandals in sports history. 00:00 Back from the Labor Day Break 02:55 NBA Hammers the Clippers Over Kawhi 09:08 Worst Free Agent Signing in NBA History? 12:59 Breaking Down Kawhi's Statement 21:01 Charles Barkley's Ernie Johnson Bombshell 25:09 Remembering Ernie Johnson's Legacy 28:52 Kuminga Signs with the Timberwolves 32:03 Amen Thompson's Extension & Ben Simmons to the Kings 34:12 College Football Week 1 Rundown 34:35 Michigan's Controversial Finish 35:32 LSU and the SEC Expulsion Talk 38:47 Dabo Swinney and Clemson's Rough Night 43:47 Week 2 Picks: Oklahoma-Michigan & Alabama-Kentucky 46:17 Week 2 Picks: Tennessee-Georgia Tech & Ohio State-Texas 51:43 Big Shot of the Week 54:06 Busted: NBA and NFL Scandals

We open this week’s Shoot Around with the wild story out of Ohio: 49ers owner Jed York getting caught up in a prostitution sting over a $140 ad, and the guys break down why guys with that kind of money still make choices like that. That leads into a detour on Flock license-plate cameras popping up everywhere, capped off by a city hall speech from a guy in a full Darth Vader costume that has to be heard to be believed. From there it's Target's Halloween costume controversy - the one that got pulled and forced a public apology - which turns into a rundown of the worst, most tone-deaf costumes the guys have personally witnessed. There's also a detour into kids' shows sneaking jokes in for the parents, courtesy of a very memorable Bluey-style clip about the letter N. We close out with a start-bench-cut sent over from Clutch Points: SGA, Luka Doncic and Anthony Edwards. Nobody wants to do it, but somebody's gotta cut a superstar. 00:00 Friday Shoot Around Kickoff (Rob's on Birthday Break) 00:38 NFL Owner Jed York's $140 Prostitution Sting 03:42 Flock Cameras & the Darth Vader City Hall Rant 06:08 Target's Halloween Costume Controversy & Worst Costumes 10:05 Kids' Shows Sneaking in Jokes for the Parents 12:05 Start, Bench, Cut: SGA, Luka & Ant-Man 17:03 Wrap-Up & Where to Find the Show

It's Big Shot Bob's birthday, and the fellas are treating themselves to a full plate of NBA offseason news before diving into some early football talk. Robert Horry turns 56 and gets the royal treatment from Rob and Harp right out of the gate, then the crew steps around the Enes Kanter WNBA drama entirely (on purpose) and gets into real basketball: the Wemby-Jokic showdown at the FIBA World Cup, James Harden's new deal pushing him toward the $500 million club, and whether a ring even matters at this point in his career. From there it's a run through NBA free agency - Klay Thompson heading to Miami and immediately getting into it with people on Instagram, DeMar DeRozan's veteran-minimum move to Denver, and the five-team trade that sent Peyton Watson to Cleveland and Dennis Schroder to yet another team. Rob and Harp also break down ESPN's early East and West power rankings and argue about where Houston, Denver and the Hawks really stand heading into the season. Football gets its turn too. Deshaun Watson is Cleveland's Week 1 starter, but he's not exactly getting a warm welcome from Browns fans - the guys dig into why, and Robert shares what it's like handling a hostile crowd as a pro. There's also a wild new ruling letting former NFL players return to college football, a debate the guys can't fully agree on, plus a Big Shot of the Week that'll actually make you feel good about people. They close it out old school with a Shootaround battle covering birds, cities, banners and number one picks. 00:00 Rob Horry's 56th Birthday Kickoff 03:12 Addressing (and Skipping) the Enes Kanter Talk 04:38 FIBA World Cup: Wemby vs. Jokic 08:52 James Harden's New Deal & the $500M Club 16:02 Klay Thompson Signs With the Miami Heat 20:15 Nuggets Sign DeMar DeRozan 21:40 Five-Team Trade: Peyton Watson to Cleveland 24:35 ESPN's Early Western Conference Power Rankings 27:03 ESPN's Early Eastern Conference Power Rankings 32:08 Deshaun Watson Named Browns QB1 39:20 New Ruling Lets NFL Players Return to College Ball 45:02 Week Zero Picks: North Carolina vs. TCU 47:35 Big Shot of the Week: Rebuilding a Stolen Bakery Stand 48:33 Shootaround: Teams Not Named After a City 50:35 Shootaround: National Champs of the Last 25 Years 53:03 Shootaround: Teams Named After Birds 54:35 Shootaround: Franchises With Multiple Championships 57:22 Shootaround Finale & Birthday Sign-Off

It's Friday, which means it's time for Shoot Around. The guys kick things off with NBA 2K27 dropping soon and try to guess the top 10 rated players in the game before it releases, and let's just say a couple of MVP-caliber names slip right past them. From there they run through which teams landed the most nationally televised games this season (four teams are tied at the top) and which teams barely made the schedule at all, before diving into the Jayden Daniels and LSU jersey number situation and what it says about how seriously players protect their old college numbers. There's a fun detour into jersey number stories from Rob's own career, the week's audio clip of the year courtesy of a very unfiltered local newscast, and a time capsule dig through a 1997 TNT clip covering the trade that sent Rob from Phoenix to LA. They close things out with a fan question about NBA Jam duos, which sends the whole crew down a rabbit hole of arcade nostalgia, from Mortal Kombat to Cruisin' USA. 00:00 Cold Open: It's Friday, 2K27 Is Almost Here 00:48 Guessing the NBA 2K27 Top 10 Rated Players 04:58 Guessing the Most (and Least) Nationally Televised Teams 07:39 Jayden Daniels vs. LSU Over His Retired Number 08:27 Jersey Number Pride: Steve Blake, Michael Irvin & More 13:09 Audio of the Week: Good Day Detroit's Beaver Segment 15:33 Time Capsule: The 1997 Towel Trade to the Lakers 18:07 Fan Question: Who Beats Rob and Dream in NBA Jam? 22:39 Favorite Arcade Games From Back in the Day